Haven’t you ever wanted to visit the “Best of All Possible Worlds?”

Now you can! The Infinity Corporation is proud to introduce TimeLine Share™ Luxury Interdimensional Vacations. Hop in our patented Reality Rerouter and visit one of more than 8,000,000,000,000 (that’s eight trillion) parallel universes. Whether you dream of being President for a day, swimming in a literal ocean of cherry cola, bouncing around on an Earth with 1/8 gravity, or just relaxing in a dimension with air that induces orgasmic euphoria, we can send you there.

Learn more at one of our TimeLine Share™ Seminars, or contact one of our Travel Agents today to arrange your vacation to paradise!